Jul
06
2021
MLB / NBA / NHL / Soccer / UFC

My Big Fat Parlay Bet: July 5 – July 11

I’m back!

I know what you are thinking. “Byron, you specialize in football content. Why are you doing one of these posts in the middle of July.” Firstly, do not put it in a box my sweet, beautiful reader. Secondly, because it is maybe the most exciting week until the NFL kicks off in September.

The NBA Finals start tonight. Baseball is at mid-season. The Stanley Cup Finals are going strong. The UFC has a huge card this weekend. Soccer… is doing something?

There is plenty of big events to keep up with, and it seems like a perfect opportunity for sports bettors to capitalize on. Where sports are betting to be had, there is me, with a stupid ticket, trying to make my readers stupid rich.

Although, I have to be completely honest with you right here: some of these sports are out of my wheelhouse. My specialties are in football, combat sports, e-sports, and professional wrestling content. I know enough about basketball to be taken seriously, but everything else is sketchy at best. I played FIFA like, twice, and that is the extent of my soccer knowledge. Meanwhile, I know so little about baseball that it is almost a personality trait.

For these reasons, you need to be warned. Bet at your own risk. Make your own decisions here. I am not your financial advisor. If you or someone you know has a gambling issue, call the gambling hotline and get help.

Stuff I know

Devin Booker to Score 30+ in Game 1

I should not have to expand on this one, but I will.

Devin Booker is playing in the first Finals series of his life, at home, against a team with terrible perimeter defense. Booker is going to eat, and he is going to eat well. I even consider 35+ and even 40+ for this spot, but ultimately felt the safe route was best.

If Giannis does not play, there is a ton of money to be made on Deandre Ayton doing well.

Sean O’Malley to Win By KO

Again, easiest bet of my life.

Sean O’Malley is a knockout artist who drops any and every person to step across from him in the octagon. His opponent pulled out due to injury and is being replaced with a guy making his UFC debut. O’Malley is going to make a toy of this dude, and maybe we can start having conversations about a championship bout soon.

If you put money on the main event, and you should not, trilogy Mcgregor knocked out Diaz. Do with that info what you will.

Getting a Little Shaky Here

Brewers @ Mets: Under 7 Runs

Okay, so what little bit of baseball I know comes from Twitter. Jacob Degrom seems like a beast, and the Brewers seem to suffocate teams defensively. I always like the under when it comes to baseball, but a defensive battle is also a huge opportunity for the under.

Canadiens @ Lightning: Over 5 Goals

I have played NHL 18 quite a few times. I carried the Sabres to the Stanley Cup Series (thanks to my ten goals a game), got into a fight in game one, broke my nose, and watched as the Sabres got swept from the bench.

The Lightning could score five goals alone in this game, let alone collectively. A bookie definitely is getting fired for this line.

Yankees to cover 1.5 spread

The Yankees are playing the Mariners. Does that work for an explanation?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Spain to Beat Italy

Soccer.

England and Denmark to tie

Soccer… At least I have reasoning for this one. Soccer games end in ties all the time (which is stupid in case anyone is wondering. Who wins? Who loses? I want tears of defeat) so maybe this one does? I do not know.

This extremely stupid ticket clocks in at +15898 on Fanduel Sportsbook and would net a ten-dollar wager into 1599.78 dollars. You could use this responsibly, or you could buy this.

It is whatever you want to do.


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